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marydrabble
- 09:07pm Jan 31, 2003 EST (#
8433 of 8449)
Blair Says Britain Must Back Bush In Order To Become
51st State
London - Urging his nation to "see the big picture" and not
focus on one issue, British Prime Minister Tony Blair today
explained that unflinching support for President George W.
Bush is particularly necessary now if Great Britain is ever to
become the 51st U.S. state.
Speaking before the House of Commons, Blair conceded
British involvement in a Middle East war was unpopular, but
insisted "what you must concede is that in order to be granted
U.S. statehood, we must be willing to defer our opinions and
support our President on issues like this. For the greater
good," he went on, "you must all swallow your pride, like I
have, and someday, like I have, you too will be able to say,
'I am an American.'"
"But what if we don't want to?" shouted one north London
MP.
"Oh, don't be silly," Blair replied.
Blair's emotional speech, the first time his government has
officially declared its statehood intentions, came as a
surprise to most Americans, who thought the U.K. already was
the 51st state. But it caused an uproar in Commons,
particularly among liberal members of the Labour Party, who
feared that under the American political system, they would
have to join the Democratic Party.
Blair, however, insisted the advantages of becoming another
star on the U.S. flag are too great to ignore. "As Americans,
we will finally be able to lift the yoke of cross-Atlantic
condescension," he said. "We will finally be able to say we
won the Colonial Rebellion. We will be able to once again look
in the mirror and say, 'We are a superpower.' And we will be
able to declare that we 'saved our own butts' during World War
II."
With 60 million people, Great Britain, which would be
renamed Britannia to blend in with other U.S. states that end
in "a," would immediately become the most populous state.
Eventually, plans call for Scotland and Wales be spun off as
the 52nd and 53rd states, but Northern Ireland's status
remains uncertain.
"Northern Ireland is a place of deep-seated hatreds and
senseless violence, so I don't know if it would qualify as a
state," said one source. "It might qualify as an American high
school, though."
U.S. diplomatic sources, meanwhile, said inclusion was not
a certainty, and explained that the British must make
concessions before being granted statehood.
Among them:
a) Drop the phony accents.
b) Rename all airports after Ronald Reagan.
c) Disband the Royal Family, "not because America doesn't
recognize nobility, but because they're a bunch of nutters."
The future governor of Britannia, however, insisted any
cultural compromises would be worth it if the new state gained
long-sought representation in Washington, D.C. "For too long
we have been governed by America without having a vote in
America," said Blair. "As citizens of the United States, we
will finally make our voices heard."
"Unless they disagree with the President's voice," he
quickly added.
lchic
- 11:11pm Jan 31, 2003 EST (#
8434 of 8449) ~~~~ It got understood and exposed
~~~~
PhilADAMS | And finally: Be alarmed! | February 01, 2003
51st State Australia :: ""we're in deep, terrible and, in
many ways, unprecedented trouble. Our world has reached one of
the more dangerous moments in its history - and what makes the
situation worse is the fact that we are not really discussing
it. We shuffle down the road to war like zombies.
The necessary debate is being censored by governments,
muffled by a compliant media and accepted by numbed,
distracted and acquiescent societies. To oppose the drift of
history is to invite a charge of treason, to be characterised
as un-Australian, un-American or unpatriotic.
In the US the people are blinkered by the millions of flags
that flutter on a forest of poles and hang from every other
window. They block the political view and the thunder of their
flapping means that even anxious questions, let alone
protests, cannot, will not, be heard.
And in Australia we bend the knee and bow the head in
almost grateful submission. Having wasted a few billion
dollars and much of our moral capital on a shameful charade -
an exaggerated response to a few wretched refugees - we now
invite enemies of the US to be our enemies. And those of us
who see this as capitulation to the madness of the Bush regime
are increasingly branded as subversives, fifth columnists or
fools.
September 11 was, for George W. Bush and the boys, a
God-given excuse. It provided an all-purpose justification for
the implementation of policies that had been rehearsed,
planned and plotted during their years in exile.
The great US writer Joan Didion writes that while the
flames were still visible in Lower Manhattan, the words
bipartisanship and national unity had come to mean
acquiescence to the administration's agenda - further tax
cuts, Arctic drilling, the elimination of regulatory and union
protections, even funding for the missile shield.
The entire ultra-conservative wish list became, overnight,
the political agenda, and either you were with us or you were
against us. Any expression of dissidence within US democracy
or the poor old UN was drowned out by the flapping of the
flags and the beat of the drums. As in Australia, the
political opposition in the US dropped its bundle and people
who should have known better lay on the road, waiting for the
tanks to roll over them. The tanks that, long before the war
against terror, had been massed for a war against Iraq.
Didion writes of books being withdrawn, films held back,
plays being cancelled. All across the nation it was deemed
inappropriate even to hint at anything that could be regarded
as criticism of the US. And she's right to point out that the
term "moral clarity" began to echo up and down the corridors
of power. The world was reduced to Bush's vision of good vs
evil. Context and complexity, history itself, were pushed
aside in favour of what Bush accidentally but accurately
described as a crusade.
Inspection teams? An irritation, a sideshow. ... MORE ....
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,5916383%5E12272,00.html
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/columnists/0,5977,padams^^TEXT^theaustralian,00.html
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/opinion/
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